Dream Land 2019

Seriously, if you haven't seen this movie, stop what you are doing- stop working, stop fucking, stop smoking weed, stop snorting sugar, stop blowing your boyfriend, your girlfriend, or your boyfriend's boyfriend or whatever, stop driving to the strip joint, stop peeking at your next door neighbor's dogs humping their lawn, stop at the fucking stop sign asshole (for a change!) and stop what you are doing with that chihuahua- and go rent this movie.

It's called Dreamland. It's about this trailer park in who the fuck knows where New Mexico, and involves a very romantic story about these two kids (well, their all 19) that fall in love with each other, a girl that fucks a hippie guy, her dad who lost his wife / her mom...the dialogue in the movie is brilliantly done...

Women especially will love the romance and the story...the way the father talks about his wife that passed away recently...it's beautiful. It's literally poetic. The entire story is nice too. A real tear jerker...

And speaking of jerking: guys will love the breasts. Just...breasts like you can't imagine. (And coming from a life long ass man like myself, that's saying something!) Oh my! And when Audrey trips out on shrooms while she's wearing these tight little blue panties and basically nothing else...both her and the Calista character have the most utterly amazing asses...Just...I have to literally watch this another hundred times.

It's just that the women are TRASHY... and HOT and trailer park'd out. Fucking breasts that will stop the sun from shining on your face from a mile away. Soft supple...oh what memories this movie evokes...

and the entire movie, well, at least 70 percent of the movie, they are both wearing nothing but bathing suits and most of that time is spent in a jacuzzi...

Oh, and seriously though, the cinematography was amazing. Utterly gaped-mouth amazing. The sunsets, the desert in the backdrop, the amazing colors and the way the sun reflected off every inch of their tight lithe lightly bronzed skin...

*sighs*

... that's my review of Dreamland.

So on a scale of one to ten:

Tits & Ass, 7.6 (no nudity at all, really, but tons of wet bikinis) 

Gorgeous women, 8.5 (not Scarlett Johansen, obviously)
Plot, 8 (kinda twisty at the end)
Cinematography, 8.5 (un real)
Weird shit factor, 6.5 (bees, electric fences, MS, some references)
Location location location, 7 (gorgeous, but not the best of all time)
Jokes and laughs, 4 (It is a drama after all)
Fulfilling my trailer park trash fetish, 9.5
 

For an impressive grand total of 7.5 out of 10