You know the lead guy from Scrubs? His name is Zach Braff. Well he did another movie (other than Garden State, that is) about guess what? Yeah, relationships, no kidding. How surprising. The only difference in the movie versus Scrubs is he isn't narrating the movie. Not that there's anything wrong with that; I am a great big fan of Scrubs. But it's nice to not hear his nasally 'I love Raymond' voice tell me how relationships should work or shouldn't work out. I mean, he did dump the blonde whack job with the gorgeous ass the night of his best friends wedding rehearsal. Dumb ass. Anyways, the movie is a drama about Michael fucking another woman (Rachel Bilson who is ten years younger than him) while his girlfriend (played by Jacinda Barrett) is three months pregnant with his child; using the excuse that he's 30 and scared. In the midst of all of that, his other friends are going through fucked up relationships, and it turns out his girlfriend's mother cheated on her husband a few years back, so really no one can help this guy with his issues.
It's actually a pretty cute movie, to be honest with you. But not so cute that I'm going to take more than five minutes to review it or write more than two paragraphs about it. End result: Chick flick that will turn most straight women to be lesbians because they will have an epiphany that all men suck dog's asses.
So on a scale of one to ten:
Tits & Ass, 6.5 (A couple really pg-rated but very hot naked fuck scenes)
Gorgeous women, 5.5 (Eh, so so. No ass.)
Plot, 6.5 (Kinda predictable, even though it was cute)
Cinematography, 5.5 (Nothing really all that special)
Who's fucking who factor 7.5
Midgets 0.0. Absolutely no midgets. Really exhausting.
Fulfilling my fucking college chicks fantasy, 7.5 (eh, it could have been better. the girl could have been taller, cuter, and with a better ass)
How much of a shmuck can a character be portrayed as, 9.0
For a completely unimpressive grand total of 6 out of 10.
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